I’d love to go back to Sydney, but I have such a hard time getting across town.
We fell off the bed and then we had sex three more times. The bandage is coming off tomorrow.
I hate Pinkberry. I’d rather put DuPont chemicals in my mouth.
I’m not a functioning alcoholic. I’m a HIGH functioning alcoholic. Please! There’s a difference.
We’re referring to this look as a yarmulka with a propeller.
Unbelievable! I am going to NOT clip my fingernails for a month. Then I’m going to fist him.
I love margaritas, and I love culture, so if I were you, I would go to Cancun.
Thank god New Jersey is under half a foot of water. It needed to be.
Bergdorf’s has stopped doing Michael Bastian. So where does one buy it in New York?
When the size says “32R” does that mean it hangs to the right?
Your mom fed you white wine spritzers as a kid? No wonder you’re a big gay.
Can we talk this week? / Of course, I’m just going to P’ town! It’s not like I’m going to Herzegovina!
You know why I have a hard time with lesbians? I can’t imagine going down on one.
Of course he’s gay. He was wearing espadrilles at Elmo.
They redid my building’s lobby. It looks like the W Romania. They have mesh curtains! And huge chairs and tiny tables and bare lightbulbs and chandeliers.
With all the gays who live in the building you’d think they could do better.
