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I mean, I’m Muslim.

“I mean, she was seriously trying to give me ISRAELI chocolates.”

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Chelsea is pretty white, isn’t it?

“Of course he’s from Georgia. He’s black.”

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Umm, OK. Sure.

“I think I’m going to go home and watch Rachel Madow. And jerk off. Well, not to her.”

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How blue collar! I love it.

The place to go is Gold’s Gym. The people who can’t afford Equinox like us are hot. They’re from New Jersey.

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Like, how two bottoms don’t make a top?

It was very Chelsea. They were two of the same puzzle pieces. They didn’t quite fit together.

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Has that even been turned on?

First of all, no one in Manhattan has a sewing machine. I can barely muster a Kitchen-Aid stand-up mixer.

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Just dirty.

I like him. He has a slightly used look about him, which I respond to.

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I hope you used protection.

I was once bent over a pool table. I was the corner pocket.

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You’re tellin’ me.

Living in Chelsea is tough. It is werq with a capital Q

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A little pony never hurt anyone.

He’s wearing a knit, with leather, and a little bit of pony. A fashion DON’T.

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We’re Occupying Chelsea instead

Guy 1: Is the protest still going on?

Guy 2: New Yorkers can only stay at the protest until 730 because they have reservations at a very expensive restaurant at 8.”

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…And contraception costs money.

This is why poor people have a lot of babies. Because having sex is free.

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That explains a lot.

I was tripping on acid and that’s how we met.

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“Fall Back” always screws with me, too.

 Is it getting dark, or am I having a stroke? #dst #fallback

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